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# *awards Oscar*
seriously, have him...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Oooh! Just what I've always wanted!
I'll feed him and pet him and get him to fetch bricks!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Lovely punnage
Random thought: They'd better hurry up and make a movie about him so Johnny Depp (or whoever you prefer) can play him...
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# They already did.
And it was Stephen Fry who played him, and perfectly cast, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# No one other than
Fry could have played him, considering that the mad buffoon considers himself to actually be the modern day Oscar.
I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Really? I gotta see that some time
He gets a lot of mention where I live having been imprisoned just round the corner from my College
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# That has just reminded me to speak to...
... someone I know who lives in Reading.
Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Yay! Do I get a cookie?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# I don't possess any cookies to hand out willy nilly.
I suggest you go pester someone else, with a repleat biscuit barrel perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Shame...
...how about an abstract thought concerning a cookie that will change the way I perceive the universe?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# How about I back away slowly...?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# That sounds good
be careful you don't trip, mind
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Oscar's batfink impressions
always went down well at parties
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Hello you!
One of the only reasons I am at University, is so that at the end
I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# hello *waves*
been through the cap and cape bit, stick at university and you get different hats (floppy ones, not just mortarboards) and fancier capes as you progress

It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# I'm working towards being Prof. Caroline Elizabeth Wallis.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)