b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 5234969 (Thread)

# I went on another Heritage trip today. As usual, I packed my camera and took lots of photographs:

Here is a selection of just sixteen, from 120-odd. For bigger and better photographs, click here, please.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)
# noice....
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)
# As man returned to the sea
The rusty old tractor waited for its seeds to sprout and bring forth a new race of tractors that would make a better world than the humans. Those who remained were left to contemplate reality with the burden of a mirror to serve as an eternal reminder of their failure.

The End!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# How very curious, but also very clever.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# *awards Oscar*
seriously, have him...

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Oooh! Just what I've always wanted!
I'll feed him and pet him and get him to fetch bricks!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Lovely punnage
Random thought: They'd better hurry up and make a movie about him so Johnny Depp (or whoever you prefer) can play him...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# They already did.
And it was Stephen Fry who played him, and perfectly cast, I thought.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# No one other than
Fry could have played him, considering that the mad buffoon considers himself to actually be the modern day Oscar.
I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Really? I gotta see that some time
He gets a lot of mention where I live having been imprisoned just round the corner from my College
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# That has just reminded me to speak to...
... someone I know who lives in Reading.
Thank you very much.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Yay! Do I get a cookie?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# I don't possess any cookies to hand out willy nilly.
I suggest you go pester someone else, with a repleat biscuit barrel perhaps.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Shame...
...how about an abstract thought concerning a cookie that will change the way I perceive the universe?
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# How about I back away slowly...?
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# That sounds good
be careful you don't trip, mind
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Oscar's batfink impressions
always went down well at parties
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Hello you!
One of the only reasons I am at University, is so that at the end
I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# hello *waves*
been through the cap and cape bit, stick at university and you get different hats (floppy ones, not just mortarboards) and fancier capes as you progress

It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# I'm working towards being Prof. Caroline Elizabeth Wallis.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# you got some pretty good photography going on there
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Thank you very much.
Some of them I am rather chuffed with.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# i'm suddenly very afeared!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)