Yeah?What's the point of that? Can you buy home furnishings and stylish, yet affordable kitchen utensils on a geosynchronous satellite? Can you? Can you, eh?
Hmmf, thought not.
*goes to BHS*
(Hmmf, thought not.
*goes to BHS*
The Neville What what what,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:34,
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In the futureBHS will dwell amongst the stars, because BHS stands for "Buying Homewares in Space"
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:37,
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Damn straight!First the moon, then the stars! What kind of universe is this where you can't buy cutlery and
mock-silverware whilst in orbit around Alpha Centauri?
(mock-silverware whilst in orbit around Alpha Centauri?
The Neville What what what,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:39,
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we will seed the universe with BHSso that they may act as ambassadors for the human race.
I demand you draw this, Posthaste!
(I demand you draw this, Posthaste!
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:41,
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I may well doBut I fear my doodlage would not do this epic endeavour justice. I'm imagining a linked chain
of BHS stores, billions of them, forming a super-conducting ring a million light-years in diameter, orbiting a super-dense singularity somewhere on
the outer rim of the galaxy, populated by strange, alien beings queuing up to purchase Delia Smith's new Spring Cookbook, or simply buy some new bedding because the old stuff is just a bit "musty"
(of BHS stores, billions of them, forming a super-conducting ring a million light-years in diameter, orbiting a super-dense singularity somewhere on
the outer rim of the galaxy, populated by strange, alien beings queuing up to purchase Delia Smith's new Spring Cookbook, or simply buy some new bedding because the old stuff is just a bit "musty"
The Neville What what what,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:47,
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hahaAlpha Centauri, haha. Yor estate agent is pants. I will smirk at you from my mansion in Tau Ceti where all the smart money is.
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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:46,
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I meanwhilehave half of the real estate in the Andromeda Galaxy, and am in talks to acquire much of the Magellan Cluster.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:48,
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