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# Very nice
Are all those points of light Interdimensional BHS Stores?

And has the planet just sustained a direct hit from a rogue Curry's store? I hear they are
abundant in that sector of the Galaxy, and will often veer wildly off course, simply to cause a
small amount of damage to a nearby planetoid. They're very malicious. And don't offer full refunds, from what I hear.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:50, archived)
# apparently
the planets people there, had bought a washing machine, massive thing it was, miles high... but the buttons got stuck, and when the repairman came round, he'd forgotten the address, so ploughed into the planet in the vain hope that it'd fix the thing...

It did, coincidentally, but also wiped out the population of the planet, save one Bob BobBob, who is currently being pursued for callout charges incurred by the reparation.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Have you got your receipt?
I can't do anything unless you've got your receipt.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Computer says no....
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:06, archived)