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# or rather
gap-between-upper-lip-and-nose-type-thing
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:06, archived)
# I was told
by one of those Women's Magazines that men with a long philtrum have a particularly insatiable sex drive...

which makes me think: John Major? Surely, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:07, archived)
# You should know the word for that,
it was on a BT advert after all...

(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:08, archived)
# "Whats this ridge called?"
"Rectum. We call this, the rectum..."
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:09, archived)
# philtrum, we call this a philtrum (sp?)
I thought that was the bit in between your nostrils?
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Yes, I think you are righter.
:)
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:16, archived)
# depends
if you're talking out of your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:18, archived)
# [handbags]
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(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:19, archived)
# ooh, but surely you mean


(i'm so pleased with that. I know I keep reposting it)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:31, archived)
# I like it too
its fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)
# thank
yooo!! Oh I'm so happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)
# No
It was felctrum, and its that ridge beneath your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)
# sorry?
did you say "feltch 'em"?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)
# I particularly like this bit:
'I'm a mother and it's great, but... does anyone else ever feel... overwhelmed?'
*women all over the country sigh 'oh, fuck off' at painfully obvious marketing ploy*
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:23, archived)