you know you are really sad when
you are using your left hand, but thinking about your right....
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mikeisbrill,
Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37,
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or
putting nail varnish on and pretending it's a lady
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stouffer,
Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39,
archived)
you even two time
yourself?
Saints alive.
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pep,
Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39,
archived)
actually it was a stolen joke
nickedfrom the great George Carlin (he also talks about 'teasing' himself, its disgusting but fucking funny.
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mikeisbrill,
Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46,
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