Job vacancy:Rapid sustinance customer service facilitation executive
(fast food worker)
£4.50/hr
We are looking for a young, dynamic person to join our ambitious team.
Applicants MUST:
Be ambitious, and target driven
Have AT LEAST 8 years experience in an identical role
Be educated to a degree standard
Hold ICSKAGOMS membership
Have held a full UK driving licence for the last 5 years, with no points, and also provisional class C1 entitlement
Be named Mike
Be a black lesbian woman with one leg (to meet our racial, gender, homosexual and disabled employment targets)
Be prepared to work up to 90hrs/week, or never, depending on our business needs
Please send a 32 page CV, typed in 13-point arial black, by pigeon (wood pigeons only) to the following:
Typical employer advertising on Gumtree.com
Flat 3
18 Davison street
Walthamstow
LONDON
E17 8QN
or call my premium rate number:
0902 8378 1737
Thank you for your application
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Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:56,
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(fast food worker)
£4.50/hr
We are looking for a young, dynamic person to join our ambitious team.
Applicants MUST:
Be ambitious, and target driven
Have AT LEAST 8 years experience in an identical role
Be educated to a degree standard
Hold ICSKAGOMS membership
Have held a full UK driving licence for the last 5 years, with no points, and also provisional class C1 entitlement
Be named Mike
Be a black lesbian woman with one leg (to meet our racial, gender, homosexual and disabled employment targets)
Be prepared to work up to 90hrs/week, or never, depending on our business needs
Please send a 32 page CV, typed in 13-point arial black, by pigeon (wood pigeons only) to the following:
Typical employer advertising on Gumtree.com
Flat 3
18 Davison street
Walthamstow
LONDON
E17 8QN
or call my premium rate number:
0902 8378 1737
Thank you for your application
Hahaha!Sorry, but "laugh out loud" really does describe the effect this thread's having on me
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Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01,
archived)
knowing the job market......there'll probably be lineups for the position.
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postbear has metal knees,
Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01,
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