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# i stole this pic from a weird personals site.
not much 'shopping was needed.
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in other news, i saw this on craigslist:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107552206.html

so i posted a response:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107609493.html

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Woo to your response, sir!
[edit] Oh, and the dude in the pic reminds me of Carson Daly
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# danke.
i'm waiting for the first nitwit to email me something threatening. another poster on there had him reply after he commented on the post too, but i haven't been so lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Your reply made me cry with laughter!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# thanks, it was fun to write.
oddly, i got offers of sex in reply.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# Clearly,
Dudes (or whoever replied) like dudes who are articulate and funny...
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# i guess we all have our frightening fetishes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# ok...
have the all new Smoog Girl™

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# it's clark kunt!
sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# hahaha! Genius reponse!
What an utter twat (him not you).
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)
# merci.
i laughed my ass off at his post until i realised he was serious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:59, archived)
# having been on gaydar for a while
I've seen that there are quite a few people like him. "no fat people, camp people or blacks" is something I've seen before.
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# having preferences and stating them is fine by me.
being a pigeonholing anti-social moron while desperately trying to get laid is just ridiculous. and sad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# This
there is nothing wrong with being honest about what you like. I like my ladies slim, dark and intelligent ( I know, I don't get laid out of wedlock a lot ;)) and have an aversion to blondes, pasty white people ( even though I am one myself ) I can't find any kind of disfigurement or disability attractive and I'm not too fond of African women.
Having said that I'll shag a stab wound when I'm pissed.

In the case of this, if all you want is no-ties stranger same-sex then surely it will suffice to say.
" I could do with being fucked up the ass tonight, if you live nearby, have a pulse and want to fuck me send me a picture of you naked with your freak on and if I want you in me then I'll get back to you.
No French men or lawyers."

No?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# *
i have my types, like most people do, but i'm always surprised at how far out of my standard types i can wander and still be attracted to someone. i think limiting oneself means that missed opportunities are more likely. imagine missing out on meeting the love of your life/a good friend/a super blowjob because you were busy counting the grains of sand in someone's shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Oh there is no doubt that I met the
love of my life. It's pretty obvious considering I married her twice. She's stereotypical of all I love in a woman plus my intellectuall equal ( superior maybe. This may sound pompous but it's majorly important ). I'm just very lucky that after divorcing me for being the usual pricks us men can be when we get complacent that she agreed to re-marry or there is no doubt I would have stayed single unto death.
having sex is far different from being in love with a life partber. I'd probably shag a rabid sheep if I was sure to get away with it. There is no way though that I would keep it in my home. Well, not for more than 3 months in the freezer.
To get to the point, as I recall from my youth, there was little I would turn down, even if unnatracted yet a second date? They would have to tick off 75% of my very, very long and impossible to fill list of 'musts'
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Job vacancy:
Rapid sustinance customer service facilitation executive
(fast food worker)
£4.50/hr

We are looking for a young, dynamic person to join our ambitious team.

Applicants MUST:
Be ambitious, and target driven
Have AT LEAST 8 years experience in an identical role
Be educated to a degree standard
Hold ICSKAGOMS membership
Have held a full UK driving licence for the last 5 years, with no points, and also provisional class C1 entitlement
Be named Mike
Be a black lesbian woman with one leg (to meet our racial, gender, homosexual and disabled employment targets)
Be prepared to work up to 90hrs/week, or never, depending on our business needs


Please send a 32 page CV, typed in 13-point arial black, by pigeon (wood pigeons only) to the following:

Typical employer advertising on Gumtree.com
Flat 3
18 Davison street
Walthamstow
LONDON
E17 8QN

or call my premium rate number:
0902 8378 1737

Thank you for your application
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry, but "laugh out loud" really does describe the effect this thread's having on me
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# knowing the job market...
...there'll probably be lineups for the position.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# * sends (giant evil) wood pigeon to apply...
EDIT: *Considers actually advertising this and seeing if anyone responds....
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:06, archived)
# brilliant!
that should give the twit something to ponder for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# ta.
i doubt he knows why he got mocked, though. and it's too bad he didn't have a pic in his post. maybe i should email him and try and set that trap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# ..but he's sooo good looking!
 
I bet he has a very attractive face.

Maybe he could have been a model.

Maybe he makes 32K..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:22, archived)
# I don't care if he makes
32k or the tea, my mrs would still have him cleaning the toilet floor with his tongue ( whilst she wears som rather fetchin laced up leather boots and a smirk )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:38, archived)
# haha
top work fella. I was thinking of replying to the guy myself, then I read the second one, got the horn and the giggles and forgot all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# arigato
horngiggles are the best. that's why i only have sex with clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Do-itashi-mashite
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:16, archived)
# Garth Brooks CD?!
 
You depraved, inhuman fiend!

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)
# sorry, i ran out of celine dion cds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Funniest thing I've read since 1975
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
I have a whole new respect for you, b3ta, and your symmographer mother.

/can't come up with anything better to say at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:41, archived)