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# Happy Halloween
And be joyfull as you have not spent all of your cash making Hallmark richer by having a party for one of their manufactured holidays. You'll be telling me you get sad at valentines day next!
Halloween is everything that is horrific about corporate America...and a good excuse to douse children in buckets of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:47, archived)
# We've not even had any to abuse tonight.
Mind, I think we have sweets on Direct Debit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# ho ho. I have
had no treaters for a few years since I move into this house. Mind you, my drive is unlit, nearly a quarter mile long and my nearest neighbour is a thousand yards away.
This with my reputation as an intolerant bastard means we get little disturbance from treaters, bob a job kids, guy fawlkes beggars or carol singers. I kind of miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Get a giant sign
with "TREATS! NOT TRICKS!" on it.

Then fire peas at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:59, archived)