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# Halloween nights in my 20's were spent at actual parties.
Halloween nights in my 30's are spent like this.
Pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:41, archived)
# You seem to be enjoying your knees
more than the pr0n?

Oh and nice action...
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)
# It's the first of November
And Hallowe'en is pointless and crap. So there really is nothing to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)
# TJ: since the talk board is dead:
www.b3ta.com/talk/902922
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:44, archived)
# I know the talk board is dead
It's why I'm here
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)
#
Touche
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Happy Halloween
And be joyfull as you have not spent all of your cash making Hallmark richer by having a party for one of their manufactured holidays. You'll be telling me you get sad at valentines day next!
Halloween is everything that is horrific about corporate America...and a good excuse to douse children in buckets of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:47, archived)
# We've not even had any to abuse tonight.
Mind, I think we have sweets on Direct Debit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# ho ho. I have
had no treaters for a few years since I move into this house. Mind you, my drive is unlit, nearly a quarter mile long and my nearest neighbour is a thousand yards away.
This with my reputation as an intolerant bastard means we get little disturbance from treaters, bob a job kids, guy fawlkes beggars or carol singers. I kind of miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Get a giant sign
with "TREATS! NOT TRICKS!" on it.

Then fire peas at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:59, archived)
# this is my first Halloween night in my 40s
and I'm spending it wondering if I should sleep upstairs in my bed with the adult cats, or down in the basement on the cot with the kittens.

Exciting? Not really. Fluffy ? You bet!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# They all get rabies sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# the kittens might.
they were outdoor cats and have never been vaccinated. They could be carrying plague for all I know.

but they're still fluffy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:53, archived)
#
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/radies.jpg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:55, archived)
# I made this with a little help from Engrish
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:57, archived)
# Engrish is great.
This is my favourite at the moment
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:00, archived)
# I saw a great example of engrish
on a safety sticker on a forklift truck, I was sure i took a pic with my phone, but turns out I didn't
:-(
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:01, archived)
# haha
It's Halloween and you are grown up.
It's obvious. Devise devious ways of butchering the cats whils the kittens watch from within the tumble dryer. Jeez, some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:56, archived)
# if I ever butcher anyone
it will be humans.

and the ones who don't like cats will be the first ones up against the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Aha, I knew it.
That's why the best of us are very well armed. I know that the cat owners will rise one day. I, my collection of ( purely for decorative purposes you understand officer?) weapons and the rottweiller will be ready and waiting.


( bur seriously, how can anyone love anything that fucks up your furniture, pisses everywhere at will and will fuck off to your neighbours the first time you forget to feed it? )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:10, archived)
# because cats are nearly always nicer to me than people are.
and my furniture sucks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Oh I'm sure.
In fact I think cats are likely to be nicer to mice than I am to people. To be honest I get greater pleasure winding up cat owners than I do actually disliking cats. Just the fact that I am allergic to cats and hate people means I'm just a bit of a cunt on the net.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:22, archived)
# which makes posts like the one below
www.b3ta.com/board/5276603

all the more hypocritical.

Oh well. Life sucks, life goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Not at all.
I'm just trying to wind the kid up. A man has to get his enjoyment somewhere. When are people going to get wise to me on here? It's all a big pisstake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:43, archived)
#
fucks up your furniture, pisses everywhere at will and will fuck off to your neighbours the first time you forget to feed it? Looks fucking ugly and has a stupid dog name
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:17, archived)
# cat's don't look that ugly
and I've never known one with a dog name. But if you seek to rile me over a rottweiller thewn be advised she has a stupid human name.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Not trying to rile you
Just point out that you should get a proper dog
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# got one thanks
and she is quite cute enough.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:41, archived)
# do neither!
RUN WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
That is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:02, archived)
# If it were me
 
I'd be too busy playing with the kittens to go to bed.

You'll have to sleep in shifts - a couple of hours each, and then change.

*mildly jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:06, archived)
# awww
it's fun, but there's also guilt.
Guilt that I don't spend enough time with the kittens.
Guilt that the time I spend with them takes away time I could spend with the other cats.
Guilt that the kittens are sequestered in the basement - I can hear them crying from upstairs.
Guilt that I let them out for a bit, knowing that they haven't been to the vet yet and could be sick with things the other cats could catch.

It's not easy being a kitty mama. It's truly a labor of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Hence the need for a roster of love.
 
I have enough trouble sharing time between my two toms (they don't get along at all).
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:19, archived)