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# A poem


About this image which started life as 'supposed to look like Ray Mears'

Oh image that initially,
(if you strain you might just see)
I wanted to look something like
The man off the TV

Nature bloke and mental face.
The forest is his happy place
I tried to draw, it came out wrong
A picture of Ray Mears
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# that's nice
but shouldn't he be using judo on natives and looking slightly overweight?

ray is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Actually
In my mildly drunk state, I think I got him mildly confused with that insane Australian fella
who chases snakes and crocodiles around shouting at them like a mentalist.

Irwin. I think. Steve Irwin. Insanitist Extraordinaire
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:33, archived)
# he not only talks to the animals
he grabs them by the tail and calls them buggers scamps
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Then he invites them
back to his house where he says he'll give them cake and then he bloody well DOESN'T GIVE THEM CAKE!

The bounder!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:37, archived)
# yeah, steve,
custard creams are NOT cakes! NOT CAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:39, archived)
# He's a bastard
That much is clear.

I wonder what he's doing right now. Maybe sleeping in a tree, or chasing monkeys around
just for the sheer goddamn hell of it.

STOP IT STEVE! They don't like it. They'd smash your face in given half a chance, and then use
your battered carcass to sit upon and watch the Hollyoaks omnibus. He'll get what's coming to him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)
# waaatch as i stick my thumb up this scamp monkeys asss....
that'll REALLY piss him off
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Uncle Ray!
he seems to be sweating a little
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Wouldn't
you be too if you were up against the Five Armed Floaty Megacytropolypticus Charlie Barger?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# point
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)