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# that's nice
but shouldn't he be using judo on natives and looking slightly overweight?

ray is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Actually
In my mildly drunk state, I think I got him mildly confused with that insane Australian fella
who chases snakes and crocodiles around shouting at them like a mentalist.

Irwin. I think. Steve Irwin. Insanitist Extraordinaire
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:33, archived)
# he not only talks to the animals
he grabs them by the tail and calls them buggers scamps
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Then he invites them
back to his house where he says he'll give them cake and then he bloody well DOESN'T GIVE THEM CAKE!

The bounder!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:37, archived)
# yeah, steve,
custard creams are NOT cakes! NOT CAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:39, archived)
# He's a bastard
That much is clear.

I wonder what he's doing right now. Maybe sleeping in a tree, or chasing monkeys around
just for the sheer goddamn hell of it.

STOP IT STEVE! They don't like it. They'd smash your face in given half a chance, and then use
your battered carcass to sit upon and watch the Hollyoaks omnibus. He'll get what's coming to him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)
# waaatch as i stick my thumb up this scamp monkeys asss....
that'll REALLY piss him off
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)