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# Can I steal this?
Custard being my theme, leit-motiv and/or raison d'etre, an'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Pfft
Yes, you may steal away

Watch the trip-wire alarms though, they'll blast your ass off into space and to the goddamn moon given half a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Thanking you muchly.
I avoid trip wires by hovering several feet above the ground at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# ah...
but what about the infra red beams?

as yoda would say...


"doomed are you yes, cross the beams should you..."

or something...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# I avoid them
by being invisible, several feet above the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# infra red will pick up your heat signature.....
so unless you are dead, hovering (invisable or not) will not help.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# I probably am dead.
Wait, let me check... uh huh, Radio 3 is on, I'm definitely dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# What about
the Sentient Pasta Sharks? Made from pasta so they're lighter than air and float and sentient
so they can recognise your ass and bite the goddamn hell out of it like it was just a biscuit.

A DELICIOUS BISCUIT MADE FROM ASS
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# I have no ass.
I lost it to Jeremy Spake in an all-night poker game.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Jeremy Spake
will continue his plans to conquer all of the world's asses unless someone stops the gawking, badger faced gnomey twat
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:59, archived)
# somehow I doubt very much it was any birds
custard he sampled of late.....

arf...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Cake on spake?
No fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# jaffa?
.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# ooh yes please
since you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)