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# she looks a bit like a girl i very nearly shagged the other night
but that's another story for another day


in a thousand years
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)
# "very nearly shagged"
Often that's codespeak for "she ran away and put out a restraining order on me" ;)

Kneeovermick
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)
# I was at a party with a guy like you
"I could shag any woman in this room tonight" he said.

"Crikey," I exclaimed, "you must be good with the ladies".

"No," he retorted, "I'm a rapist"
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:33, archived)
# very nearly? haha
in that case i've very nearly slept with thousands of women

teh mindpiss, i loves it
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)
# i figured using those words would invite skeptical discussion :-P
very nearly as in interrupted by my fucking annoying floormate running around screaming, waving a foam bat.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)
# that's what door locks are for :)

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)
# door locks don't stop said asshole from beating on the door :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)