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# boreme
Just got an apologetic email from Sophie after I told her to got fuck herself about 1000 times, still doesn't get the unsolicitted email idea though, thick cow.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# You're on Channel 4
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Am I, can I watch?
Oooh can I meet Carol Vorderman?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Would you really want to?
Are you that much of a masochist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Splendid arse, that woman
When you get to my age fantasies start to wander into the realms of poor taste and implausibility
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# ...
/fantasies already in that area

/TMI
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Get used to it
It's just a sign that you don't deserve sex any more
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# I'm asexual.


Not by choice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)
# best to have asked her nicely how she got your e-mail address and to remove you from future mailings

.. and if that doesn`t work, report the company to its ISP and the anti-spam people, and sign them up for all manner of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# She is already
Signed up for all manner of filth, dirty girl
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# let`s hope she`s not a pretty little 20 something, single, lovely eyes, and in need of an internet geek`s hot lovin`!

*jumps to front of queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Stop shoving there!
Wait in line like everyone else, you goddamn Mercan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)
# *shoves*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)
# even if it was
an, all be it unsolicited, personal email to one person at a time garnered from an appropriate forum about something that they might, genuinely, be interested in?

;-)

Hometime cockheads!



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# nah I think it was wrong to spam people
but out of interest I`d like to know where they got the e-mail list - if it had been a b3ta thing, they should have just posted it on the board or asked one of the head honchos here to post it on their behalf (like the competitions)

.. but I`m only being calm cos I wasn`t cool enough to receive one of these spams :)

edit: spoke too soon - been sitting in my fucking hotmail since 11:45 this morning... I shall FUCKING `AVE `ER!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# I already 'ad 'er

lawyers also like to have sex
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Is that an example of the
'all sarcasm is in italics' rule?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)