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# hahaha! woo
Reminds me of a while ago, when a female friend of mine shoved some tampax in my hand (loose, from her handbag) to carry (for some reason I can't remember) - I put them in my pocket.

Cue rain start, and 20 mins later my pockets are overflowing with volumised fanny batons. Niiiice!

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# i always thought about tsunamis prevention
by using one big gigantic tampon
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Hey - it could work!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# That's an incredibly good idea.
I bet tampax would be very interested to hear this business plan.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bet you learnt your lesson.

Never, EVER trust something that can absorb that much.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# useful for a nosebleed though
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd love to see someone walking down the street with tampax stuck up their hooter.

"I have a very bad cold"

Eeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I would be happy to walk up your street with a tampax up my nose
For the fair trade-off of a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Consider it done
I'll even throw in jaffa cakes for that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I bet you live twelfty million miles from me
I have no factual information to base that on. You might live just round the corner for all I know! *checks*

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Considering there is mention of London in your name
I'm guessing it's quite a way away. I hail from the fair west mids, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:28, archived)
# ahhh I am going to London, but I do not live there
I'm in 'sunny' Northamptonshire :)

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Aaah, even further.
Do it anyway and take photos.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Sunny?
Are you sure you're in Northants? ;)
(Andy-, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:34, archived)