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[challenge entry] *giggles like a 5 year old*

From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 303 entries (closed)

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaa yay!
and Woo!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# haha, pffft
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha! woo
Reminds me of a while ago, when a female friend of mine shoved some tampax in my hand (loose, from her handbag) to carry (for some reason I can't remember) - I put them in my pocket.

Cue rain start, and 20 mins later my pockets are overflowing with volumised fanny batons. Niiiice!

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# i always thought about tsunamis prevention
by using one big gigantic tampon
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Hey - it could work!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# That's an incredibly good idea.
I bet tampax would be very interested to hear this business plan.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bet you learnt your lesson.

Never, EVER trust something that can absorb that much.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# useful for a nosebleed though
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd love to see someone walking down the street with tampax stuck up their hooter.

"I have a very bad cold"

Eeeew.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I would be happy to walk up your street with a tampax up my nose
For the fair trade-off of a cup of tea

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Consider it done
I'll even throw in jaffa cakes for that.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I bet you live twelfty million miles from me
I have no factual information to base that on. You might live just round the corner for all I know! *checks*

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Considering there is mention of London in your name
I'm guessing it's quite a way away. I hail from the fair west mids, I'm afraid.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:28, archived)
# ahhh I am going to London, but I do not live there
I'm in 'sunny' Northamptonshire :)

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Aaah, even further.
Do it anyway and take photos.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Sunny?
Are you sure you're in Northants? ;)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
tampons are teh funneh!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Highly Woo
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Splendid
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# he he !
exellent stuff
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# hahah!
fp!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Shhhh, don't jinx it!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# better?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)
# : )
Much better.

(And ta!)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)
# psssst
it's too wide for FP anyway - needs to be 280 wide ;)

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Boooooooo!
Ho hum. If I make it onto the popular page alone I'd be happy.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)
# well, I already voted! :)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# : )
Ayethengyew.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Happy now?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Yay, I know!
*dances*

I can finally say I've achieved something with my life.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:44, archived)
# You must be very proud. :)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:49, archived)
# I'm even more proud
that I've managed to make someone feel sorry for a tampon.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:52, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Tee hee.
Poor tampon.
Woo!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
He'll get used to it!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Woo Miss Spun!

Offers Chunky KitKat :D
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Calm down dear, it's only a tampon!
Ta : )
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# hmm...
I guess i'm not childish enough to get it... I mean, it soaks up the water, right? Then what? Am I missing something here? Is the juxtopisition of menstrual blood and sea water meant to be what's causing the humour here?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:19, archived)
# then what?
then the old gods become enraged and tear the universe apart from fundament to tippy-top. all mere mortals cower in fear for the next dozen millenia and every known cheese becomes molten in shame.

what else do you think would happen?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 5:24, archived)
# haha!
stunning.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 5:25, archived)
# FP FP FP FP!!!!
Go Girl!!!

Nice animimimation too!
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Aww, poor tampon
nice anim
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)
# wahoo, bazoo, and an
FP for you. Well deserved! *hugz* :)
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 13:28, archived)