You may jest
but working for TfL Travel Information, I can tell you that we get far too many fuckers calling up with that exact complaint.
One actually asked why we can't stop those people from getting in the stations.
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friendlyfire,
Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:55,
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Similar happens
when the police get called out to the Orwell Bridge [our local very high river crossing].
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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:57,
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