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[challenge entry] Why couldn't you have just left it alone?!

Stupid beef curtain!!

From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

(Duff_the_Funky_Chicken, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Seriously, though
what the hell is the point in a compo of that?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:42, archived)
# you are a manic depressive
aicmfp

If you think about it, there really is no point to life at all. I'm off to jump under a train.

(broccoli holocaust, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# just make sure that it's not the northern line
some of us have to go to work tommorow. That dead cunt pissed me off this morning
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:46, archived)
# ok
i'll choose the district line. that never runs properly anyway.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:47, archived)
# If I still lived in Dagenham East
I'd join you.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# wha happened?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# It made me late
none of the details really matter. Just that I got in trouble. SO FUCKING SELFISH
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# BASTARD!
Why the fuck couldn't he have died like an hour later?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# "I once tried suicide. It was only a half-hearted attempt though.
I tried to slash my wrists with a tomato."
[Alexei Sayle]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# You may jest
but working for TfL Travel Information, I can tell you that we get far too many fuckers calling up with that exact complaint.

One actually asked why we can't stop those people from getting in the stations.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Similar happens
when the police get called out to the Orwell Bridge [our local very high river crossing].
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Is it wrong
that the idea of dead cunts pissing on the Northern Line gets me oh! so very hot?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# gayer
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# gayest
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# bumlove rocks
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 1:03, archived)
# I'm never sure
when you're like this if you're joking or not. I mean, what's the point in anything we do here?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:47, archived)
# ^This
*recontemplates existence*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Not to interject
but I am actually allowed to do this at work. I tell them it's a website for developers and artists and that it helps me with my Photoshop skillz... It's a half-truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# More than half, I'd say :)
I've learnt an enormous amount here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 1:10, archived)
# that's a full-truth that i used when i was in high school
i managed to get it taken off the server's block list at the end of the year :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# to make someone giggle?
Even if some of us usually fail to raise a gigglesome response.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Agreed
that's definitely one of the main reasons people post here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# umm...
I shall go into total Thumper mode:

If you can't say anything nice...

Don't say anything at all...

COLOR IT IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# a jpg???
that???
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# bingo flaps!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)