i thought about writing a bodice ripper......mills and boon stylee.'oh Tarquin' she breathed as he ran his fingers down her spine. She wanted him to hold her, to drive her to a frenzy, the plough the fields of her love, plant his seed and fill the very centre of her femininity. She wanted to be made whole - as he filled her hole. This was it, she was ready, she was WOMAN.
Tarquin sighed as he bolted his wad, rolled over, went to sleep and started farting.
(Tarquin sighed as he bolted his wad, rolled over, went to sleep and started farting.
bennyhillslovechild,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25,
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HahahahahaSplendid, I'd publish it.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27,
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hahaha don't worry about publishing it it love...as long as you read it while you're 'gusset-typing'....
( bennyhillslovechild,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33,
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