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# fancy some photoshop fodder?
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its gagging for it and my photoshop is screwed up
(goturkids, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:10, archived)
# take your photo and gag somewhere else.....
*waits for standard 'what are we, your XXXXX bitches' response... Please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Hey, Clive!
Have you tried www.whatareweyourcdcbitches.com?
Better?
(Dooley, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12, archived)
#
Thats cocking huge for a jpeg and it's not even funny.


Booooo.

Hisssss.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11, archived)
# That's ma Girl :-)
can always rely on you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Hurrah for filthy moods!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12, archived)
# ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Pfft!
You damn architects, always twisting peoples words.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:14, archived)
# ....given half a chance....
give us an inch and we'll put a tower block on it....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
One inch is all it takes, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15, archived)
# i thought one cock was all it takes....
/confused now. and stuck to the chair again.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hurrah! My work is done.
*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:18, archived)
# that's it, you just sit there,
drinking your hot beverage, while here i am, buttocks involuntarily clenched, and my nipsy stuck like a limpet to the chair. It's sucking that hard my double chin has become a second scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Beautiful imagery.
Have you ever considered a career in writing?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22, archived)
# i thought about writing a bodice ripper......mills and boon stylee.
"oh Tarquin" she breathed as he ran his fingers down her spine. She wanted him to hold her, to drive her to a frenzy, the plough the fields of her love, plant his seed and fill the very centre of her femininity. She wanted to be made whole - as he filled her hole. This was it, she was ready, she was WOMAN.
Tarquin sighed as he bolted his wad, rolled over, went to sleep and started farting.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Splendid, I'd publish it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha don't worry about publishing it it love...
as long as you read it while you're 'gusset-typing'....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Oh Tarquin!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:28, archived)
# *could make a gag about "one XXXX is enough, eh'? - but doesn't*

'cos I'm being good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Thats very brave of you dear.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19, archived)
# and then us money boys move in
and omit the top 14 floors!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24, archived)
# but..but...*splutters*.... you NEED those 14 extra floors!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25, archived)
# well the gold taps will have to go then!
and the windows...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27, archived)
# windows
are a poor man's wall
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Tattyshop is not needed here.
You know what to do. *Come back when you've done it.

*don't
(Dooley, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11, archived)
# no


I think it's funny that whenever someone does this and it's a picture of a man everyone gets upset but if its a picture of a decent looking woman it's fine.

silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Heh, nice observation.
I concur, m'dear.

(Shame we're the minority though.)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Now,
let's not tar ALL the men on b3ta with the same brush! : )
(Dooley, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
you said 'bush'!!!



/giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Arse.
How ironic!
(Dooley, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17, archived)
# rollingcabage
I saaaaw thaaat
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16, archived)
# ha ha
how often do push F5
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19, archived)
# too often
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21, archived)
# I concur with your concurring
Ladies Day was nice while it lasted though. : )
(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17, archived)
# twas fun!
well have to do it again soon - a regular event maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Ooh yes please!
I loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:31, archived)
# I'll put summat in t'calendar if you like
next month?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Yes!
That'd be fab. Will you make a sexeh flyer?

EDIT: With basque as Pachey suggests, please?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Can we have less lesbian stuff next time?
Please?

edit/ that was a plea to the board in general, not you personally, in vino.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:39, archived)
# hahaha
Freudian slip?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:42, archived)
# See?
That's what I mean.

Now what would be nice is a little man-on-man action...
(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:47, archived)
# as long as it was little.
Ring-pieces aren't that elastic you know! I for one don't fancy walking round with a "manitary-towel" strapped in me jockeys to avoid faecal leakage!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Glad you enjoyed it
Also glad people got the serious side of it as well as teh funness.

Yeah, we'll do another one sometime. You gonna wear a basque next time?
(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:35, archived)
# If I can find one big enough!
otherwise more nudity!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:42, archived)
# ewwwwwww!
I de-wooded so fast then my bellend hit my spine!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Hurray!
You love to post teh nekkid pics of yourself.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:45, archived)
# haha.
Look at the glasses. Look at the wings. Look at that ridiculous hat. Look at the shit-eating grin. Enjoy the warm gloves with added finger protection. Revel in delight at the assorted chavs and chavettes surrounding this fine example of humanity.

How can we improve upon this with photoshop. We cannot, therefore we feel inferior, and get upset.



and there's no norks
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16, archived)
# this is true...to a point, However...
9 times out of 10, its some pre-pubescent schoolkid who has a random snap of one of his mates and thinks
'for a laugh' it would be good to see him photoshopped, so they can laugh about it in I.T. class the next day,
using the school computers....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16, archived)
# true
my point still holds though, if I, SugarSpunSister, Jessie, etc., were to post a picture of ourselves right now and ask people to shop it we wouldn't get the same reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:18, archived)
# the thing is, you're regular B3tans... most of us KNOW you
we don't know these chaps from Adam.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19, archived)
# yeah
but I still think it would be a different reaction!

no matter, this was a stupid thread and the picture is absolutely unshoppable and utterly crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20, archived)
# I second that emotion!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21, archived)
# We'd just get hundreds of CDC's.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20, archived)
# but one is enough isn't it? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Ha, touché.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22, archived)
# no thanks, I've just eaten
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24, archived)
# ahahha
yup
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22, archived)
# You might want ......
to bring this point up in your Oxford interview, as one of your 'interests'.. tell 'em you regularly debate on behalf of womens rights not to be shopped on B3ta.

Then watch as the don nods knowingly..... :)






(I helped save b3ta! Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Wait, I thought you said decent looking woman.


kidding!

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Chortle..
That me laugh.

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Have you tried
www.whatareweyourmakepictureswhenyourpotatoshopisborkedbitchesorwhat.eu

edit: oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Those wacky kids
with their enormous .jpgs (not jugs) and 'broken' tatoshop.....

lazy monkey feather.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15, archived)
# you were right, is was worth a shop!
(waxdart hello., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20, archived)
# i have my own fodder
thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:26, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:31, archived)