Because
said government planned to outlaw the eating of Jaffa Cakes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
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PotPotPotPotPot!
Did ya see!? on the Front Page!


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 14 Dec 2005, 13:12,
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