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# I empathise
I am in the same state. It appears to be making me think rude and unpleasant thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:41, archived)
# I told a female colleague how much I liked her tits
she had a very wry smile in the office kitchen this morning when I walked in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:44, archived)
# that`s because she`s just reported you for sexual harassment
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Nah
but she did put acid in his tea
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:47, archived)
# oh how they`ll laugh in the workplace
when his spleen spills out of his freshly created orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:48, archived)
# the kebab has already fallen out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:49, archived)
# *random phrase of the week*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:53, archived)
# actually I was being rather cruel cos I know she fancies me
but I is spoked for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Minge teaser!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:49, archived)
# yip!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:50, archived)
# say a prayer for those of us
doing the office party tonight......
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:52, archived)
#
Oh gracious Lord divine
who turned the water into wine
Please forgive us foolish men
We're going to turn it back again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# yeah...we are going bowling. Fucking joy.
99% of the people I work with are cunts. I will have no choice but to get shit faced early on just to get by.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:04, archived)
# take a sicky and come down to London.... BOYEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# I hate bowling
its so stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# And then
your true feelings will start to pour out...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# ^ that
you`ll say "cunt" more than ever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Oh lord!
Will we never learn, eh? Get thee to the pub at luch for a fry-up and a bloody mary - that'll see you right.
In the meantime paracetamol is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:45, archived)
# lemonade with a splash of Angostura bitters is doing the rounds here
its apparently doing the job
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Ooh you wanna watch them Angusdeayton bitters
I had too much once and thought pacman was chasing me /QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:50, archived)
# suddenly i find angusdeayton bitters more interesting
paracetamol and bacon have already been done.

What next?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Lucozade
and physical labour
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5444880
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Oh I don't know
it could spice up the day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# I suggest you
spunk onto that girl's tits. or maybe do it into your hand and just flick it at her, returning that wry smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# can you see inside my head?
*is freaked out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
earlier on I was thinking "Are you me?" to something you said!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:30, archived)
# sex or fwap
you may not want to do this in front of your colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# I have just been looking at the photos of me doing that in front of my colleagues
most revealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# !!!
???
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)