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# simple
(elba, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:36, archived)
# how utterly odd
very woo though

In other news - I am struggling to cope today as our Xmas party was last night.
I'm feeling very very fragile and I don't think I'm sober yet

hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:38, archived)
# HAVE YOU GOT A HEADACHE?
Muwahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# thankfully no
I have a sore arsehole though
(cos I ended up having a kebab!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Kebab... likely story....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:43, archived)
# I did have a kebab
then I shoved it up my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Did it make your arse bleed?
Cos then you could have a badge for being a blood donner

edit: sorry, how rude. Good morning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:49, archived)
# morning O saviour of postings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Lo!
Though I think you're getting me confused with someone who actually matters - Griffin Saviour for instance
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Ooh I like that
I shall adopt that name for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:01, archived)
# I empathise
I am in the same state. It appears to be making me think rude and unpleasant thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:41, archived)
# I told a female colleague how much I liked her tits
she had a very wry smile in the office kitchen this morning when I walked in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:44, archived)
# that`s because she`s just reported you for sexual harassment
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Nah
but she did put acid in his tea
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:47, archived)
# oh how they`ll laugh in the workplace
when his spleen spills out of his freshly created orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:48, archived)
# the kebab has already fallen out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:49, archived)
# *random phrase of the week*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:53, archived)
# actually I was being rather cruel cos I know she fancies me
but I is spoked for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Minge teaser!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:49, archived)
# yip!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:50, archived)
# say a prayer for those of us
doing the office party tonight......
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:52, archived)
#
Oh gracious Lord divine
who turned the water into wine
Please forgive us foolish men
We're going to turn it back again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# yeah...we are going bowling. Fucking joy.
99% of the people I work with are cunts. I will have no choice but to get shit faced early on just to get by.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:04, archived)
# take a sicky and come down to London.... BOYEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# I hate bowling
its so stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# And then
your true feelings will start to pour out...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# ^ that
you`ll say "cunt" more than ever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Oh lord!
Will we never learn, eh? Get thee to the pub at luch for a fry-up and a bloody mary - that'll see you right.
In the meantime paracetamol is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:45, archived)
# lemonade with a splash of Angostura bitters is doing the rounds here
its apparently doing the job
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Ooh you wanna watch them Angusdeayton bitters
I had too much once and thought pacman was chasing me /QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:50, archived)
# suddenly i find angusdeayton bitters more interesting
paracetamol and bacon have already been done.

What next?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Lucozade
and physical labour
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5444880
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Oh I don't know
it could spice up the day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# I suggest you
spunk onto that girl's tits. or maybe do it into your hand and just flick it at her, returning that wry smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# can you see inside my head?
*is freaked out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
earlier on I was thinking "Are you me?" to something you said!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:30, archived)
# sex or fwap
you may not want to do this in front of your colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# I have just been looking at the photos of me doing that in front of my colleagues
most revealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# !!!
???
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# What a stupid night for a christmas party
Ours is tonight. We're going greyhound racing in gretna
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Is Gretna a big girl then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Arf!
She's huge!

And we've got ringside seats.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:47, archived)
# we got hotelled and I'd rather have a hangover today than tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Gretna is a nice place
But do they have a track or just release dogs into the market?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# they tie a dead rabbit
to the back of a tractor, and race them up the A75
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:48, archived)
# what a road!
greatest of all the "7" roads!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:54, archived)
# ours is next Tuesday but I told them "nooooo" (in an Ian Paisley, not Darth Vader tone)
as I`m popping along to the b3ta bash
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# A fine choice
bashes seem such fun
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha
you could do both - get pissed at lunchtime then stagger along for some orange juice and coffee with us lot later

(yeah, right)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:49, archived)
# nah it`s an evening thing
at some crappy place that only has chicken or seafood dishes - not a single vegetarian thing on the menu

"their loss", he keeps telling himself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Get your own back
by volunteeirng to organise next year's do. They'll jump at the chance long before it dawns on them that you'll be arranging it to take place in an all-vegetarian restaurant.

(and yes, I realise you'll most probably have different colleagues by then - good luck with the job thing today by the way, mate)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:56, archived)
# I`d love to arrange next year`s
except I`ll be resigning as soon as my new contract comes through the post - got the job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Hurrah! Yay!
You got it! Woo!

Is it still in the hotel sector?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# nope, I`m going from bell boy to book binder ;)
it`s in web publishing

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# publishing is
great!

congratulations too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# ta! it means I may have to hassle brianftang for pints as he works around the same area
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Charing cross way?
can't remember which theatre Ftang works at. What's the companny? I have all of the publishing contacts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:19, archived)
# nah he`s around Ealing
or maybe I just have drunken memories...

MMMMEEEEMMMORIES dum-a-dum dada dummmm dummmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# New character for little britain?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Eeeew......
....that's like a Monty Python animation.....with poo.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# twas me
last night

that was
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
laughing on the toilet is a hellish experience.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# ha!
loon!
W.Y.H!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# I wish i had projectile faeces
. WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# you can have mine
I'll even supply the tupperware
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:47, archived)
# haha!
madness! and very gilliam
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:40, archived)
# ahahahahahhaha!
that's beyond funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Haha!
How queer!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Hahah
I just choked on me tea. 'Tis brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Pffft!
Go Roy Hattersley, Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Did
somebody watch the spitting image documentary last night?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha
what the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Poot!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
that cheered me right up
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:02, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:11, archived)