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# chuck norris does not brush his teeth
he simply mixes listerine into his gin
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Chuck Norris held the world record for the Rubik's Cube at 6 seconds
until he broke it himself in 3 seconds - this time with his penis fully erect.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Chuck Norris once swallowed a rubik's cube
and pooped it out solved.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)