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# getting late and theres *still* beer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:24, archived)
# what a bastid!
his top is crazy and changes like magic!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:25, archived)
# its
a magic hypercolor t-shirt. remember those?
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:28, archived)
# yeah
i loved that on cars
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# uh hu
i still have one but i look vere vere gay if i wear it cos i was 13 at the time and ive grown...a bit :P

and as for cars, only chitty chitty bang bang gets to change colour, otherwise its just not right.
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:32, archived)
# ..
Norris McWhirter will be most upset.

Or am I thinking of Jonny Morris?
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:26, archived)
# I thought it had gone all Monty Python for a second there!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# chuck norris is not hung like a horse
horses are hung like chuck norris

(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:33, archived)
# chuck norris
named his left testicle "pain" and his right "vengeance"...

his penis is just called "chuck norris".
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Video did not kill the radio star,
Chuck Norris did. With a roundhouse kick.


/read that on the radio, along with yours
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
# As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany.
Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# apologies for being nosey...
but how *exactly* does one go about making a frog "flouresce"?

i would dearly love to know :D
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Good lord that was a while ago
the short answer is genetic modification to cause the frog to produce a protien (GFP) originally found in jellyfish, which is black-light responsive


edit: impressive lurkage, up until today
:)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:46, archived)
# chuck norris does not brush his teeth
he simply mixes listerine into his gin
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Chuck Norris held the world record for the Rubik's Cube at 6 seconds
until he broke it himself in 3 seconds - this time with his penis fully erect.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Chuck Norris once swallowed a rubik's cube
and pooped it out solved.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)