'A crumpet spread with honey gold
Is quite a treat for tea
Or else with marmite (so I’m told)
But honey’s fine for me.'
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:38,
archived)
"A crumpet from the toaster
Should be golden brown above
With little burnt bits underneath
‘Cos that’s the kind we love."
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:41,
archived)
all good
apart from the marmite bit. eeeeeeewwwwwww.
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stouffer,
Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:41,
archived)
A crumpet
covered with sliced cheese,
and placed beneath a grill,
Is enough to give a hungry man
a culinary thrill.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:43,
archived)