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When I get home

I look at the time
Turn on the PC
And B3ta online

I hit on reload
Till my fingers are sore
I've got to log off
....just one refresh more

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K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 19:48, archived)

When I get home

The PCs still on
Tap on F5
Morning threads gone.

All bloody night
I'll be sat at my desk
Keep repeating...
"just one more refresh"

sorry nicked your last line...

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 19:58, archived)

When I get home

I sit in my chair
Wait for the hummus
But nothing is there

So I make up and post
This really lame pic
I get no "WOO YAY"
Just "You're really sick"

Keep em comin!

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K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:04, archived)

When I get home

the board is my saviour
I can finally vent
my childish behaviour

I've benn cooped all day
by my 9 to 5 grind
so I open the valves
on my sick twisted mind

Now over to K3rry, who's live at the scene... K3rry?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)

When I get home

I boot MSN
Say "hi" to my friends
Grubnuts / W B M

I've been on all day
Not doing much work
So I'll B3ta all night
Oh I love to lurk....

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K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:17, archived)

When I get home

I get on with the dinner
I think we just found
our poetry winner

I'd love to do more
but I must make a curry
theres veg to be chopped
so off I must hurry

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:24, archived)

When I get home

it's your 6 o'clock
so the pictures I post
ain't viewed a lot

Have a nice curry
But don't make it too hot
Or your arse will have burn marks
And your rectum be shot!

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K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:33, archived)

When I get home

I heed K3rry's advice
Curry is mild
Flavour is nice

Now away I must be
Before it goes cold
My arse is just fine
(Or so I've been told)

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:39, archived)

When I get home

This thread I'll refind
And I'll think of your bum
(but I'm not that way inclined)

No curry for me
As I sulk in my chair
I'll stick with my wine
And two dozen beer

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K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 20:45, archived)

When I get home

and you re-find the thread
Dont let my bum vision
enter your head

Enjoy all the booze
pur-chased with your wage
I'll see you shortly
at the top of the page.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:05, archived)

When I get home

I'll kick myself red
If I had to let you
Have last post in this thread

I've already started
Back top of the pile
A new lot of rhymes
To give you a smile...

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K3rry, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 21:17, archived)

Haha I've been lurking

The last word is mine
Hope you enjoy
your bottle of wine

The curry was lovely
the poems a laugh
I'll be off to bed
once I've had a bath.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 1:14, archived)

Oooo you are tricky

Trying to get on the end
But I'll intercept you
My funny new friend

Too keep the last word
I really must wish
Our thread will be archived
Before you find this

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K3rry, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 3:13, archived)

Theres one more in me

Before we're archived
It'll probably sound
Just a little contrived

As I've just woken up
And I'm straight to the board
The final say in the thread
is my only reward

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)

You'll have to do better

Than that if you wish
To be the last person
To add to this list

I have awoken
And I get to work
Straight onto B3ta
To post and to lurk

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K3rry, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 18:34, archived)

that

sums up my last week
and probably the next few
i just cant turn the dam thing off!!!
YYAAYYYYYY!! :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 19:58, archived)