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[challenge entry] Bound to happen

From the 2006 Almanac challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(spurginator, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# This year?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# i somehow doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# We can dream : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I always do......
I dream of pies and cakes, and, lashings and lashings of ambrosia
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Oooohandpearandchocolatecake
And confectioners custard.

Stoppit, I'm trying to detox here.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I will help you detox
by eating all the nice things
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha, aren't you nice?
Just stay away from the fruit corners, they're MINE ALL MINE
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ok, seeing as I'll be full up after all the summerfruits trifles I just spotted
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *offers hanky*
*spots snot*
*offers clean hanky*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Eeeeeew
I was talking about that last night actually, when I worked in the pub I had an old man offer me his used hanky.

I didn't know wether to laugh or cry.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# depends of whether it was snot or spunk on the hanky.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# he's got a point
I would be proud to offer a wank rag as a comforter to a damsel in distress
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# That speaks volumes, dearest.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha
yes, yes it does
(not sure I should be so proud of that)
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Pffffttttttt!!!

detox shmetox, it's all rubbish, have a glass of water and go to bed early.

and have colonic irrigation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
My detox is based entirely on water and more fruit. I've still got tea and a fag as we speak.

(It's more to do with a flu I'm trying to shake off)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# i have cut right down on the fags, i'm down to three a day now.

25 minutes till the first fag of the day, then not another until home time and then one after dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Wow, well done
I bet they're so much better that way.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:35, archived)
# in twenty minutes time i shall be having a little headrush.

that the best part of it, it's like smoking for the first time again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Awwwww.
Smoke Marlboro reds, thats always good for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# until last night I hadn't had a beer or a fag all year!!!
until, last, night
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)