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[challenge entry] At odds of 20,000-1, Mort will go on a diet


A little bit of satire from earlier

www.morttheostrich.co.uk

From the 2006 Almanac challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# mort looks like a dildo! huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# with clitoris stimulating legs!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Like these?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
a weetabix cock with a rabbit attachment!

It's just what the randy cunt ordered!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# ahh, Giant squid!
check this out

b3ta.com/board/5496533
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# mostly harmless?
I'll show 'em!

*makes bomb shaped like a willy*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# oooh
What is .NET magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# a UK magazine about the interweb
new technologies and such.

in reality it's just a mag full of cool links.

(the first .net mag i bought had a whole page on b3ta, geeks bearing gifts or somesuch)
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)