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# You are a text adventure, AICMFP
go to hell

That direction is blocked...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You are in an internet mesageboard.
Nearby is an angry mob of vitriolic boarders, furiously typing.

There is one exit, up your own arse.

There is a dictionary on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# there is a ham on a table in the corner
what do you do?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# heft it
*hefts*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)