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# Pikey Vans eventualy die
And they all burn in fecking Hull

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MODEDIT: This site for images you make yourself. Oh sod it. I can see from your posts you are an irritating twit. You are banned.
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# ok...
...now fuck off...

EDIT: go MOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Certainly
How shall one be 'fucking off'
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# On a flying crouton from Mars
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I thought it would be much more fun
If i ride your mothers pile infested arsehole all the way there big bareback stylie!
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# can you
fuck off a bit quicker than that please?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# why?
Is you little sis's arsehole a tighter squeeze? LOL
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# *belch*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Lol?
You do know that when people are abusive to you they mean it, no?

If I may reiterate:

Fuck off to AOL you Hamtoucher.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Banned.
I'm so pleased.

(though, to be fair, he works for the DVLA, so he may have made it himself).
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# haha
cunt. 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Wanker
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# yeah
her rectal fissures slow her down, allowing me to still sense your fetid presence.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Outstanding
LOL!
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# LOL?
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# hey tonay
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# You are a text adventure, AICMFP
go to hell

That direction is blocked...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You are in an internet mesageboard.
Nearby is an angry mob of vitriolic boarders, furiously typing.

There is one exit, up your own arse.

There is a dictionary on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# there is a ham on a table in the corner
what do you do?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# heft it
*hefts*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# the fear, the quo
the RIS, the FAQ? I don't get it and I suspect you don't either.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Christ, that's a bit too Linda Barker for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# strangly poetic
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# nice use of filters!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
burn baby burn
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5506772
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Well since this post stinks...
Have a mash of Saturday Night Nerd!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Woo!
I feel the need for a sexy party (Dons Captain Hat)
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# hahahaha ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# *in nerdy voice*
"I work a long time on my hair..."
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# That man is playing with his penis, which is on his forehead.
A dickhead, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Unfortunatly he plays only with one hand
leaving the other free for mischief. The monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Wait?
You went to pick up a burnt out motor and photographed it?

Shit, I can do better than that, I've got a picture of a fire ENGINE somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# ooh! ooh! ooh!
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Yes,
We had a fire at work today, a real one with THREE fire engines. The girls all enjoyed the nice firemen, but sadly nobody was injured, so no nurses for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# THREE? You're surely lying
to tease me too with your promise of fire engine pictures and then you go and say that there were THREE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Three tenders, one of them one of those really huge ladder jobbies that you get for high rises
AND a car too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# *explodes with excitement*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# I think it may have been a convention!
www.b3ta.com/board/5506772
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# youre not the only one!
went back to say hi to peeps where i used to go to school......but found the place swarming with firemen after some nutjob decided to crash his burning car onto the front lawn of the school. wish people did that when i was at school......
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# don;t bloody tease us
post it man, post it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I'm failing to get the memory stick out of my mobile telephonic apperatus.
There are two reasons for this:

1) I am cold and a cack handed twat

2) I am too lazy to remove the case - I realise that, by now, I'd have got it out if I'd only removed the case initially, but I keep thinking 'one more go' - Ah! got the bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I hope the picture ..
contains at least one two three four firemen.

*girds loins in excitement*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Here we go then:


This may have some bandwagon potential actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# huzzah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Err.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# ah well, i dont care if I thread jack then

/edit Damn that Rik and his infallible logic!
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# now my shirt
someone on another forum made it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# posted the source image, you cunt.
and it game me the feckin' 'orn.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# haha
me? A cunt? You flatter me worm.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Flatter your worm?
My, my, let's slow this down a bit.
And I was joking, you know. Unless you really are a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I really am a cunt.
but I'm never a serious one ;) It's the hamtouching cunts you need to be aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Show me the source.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# haha. Don't
tempt me
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I can't help it,
I'm just so tempting.

everybody like teh ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Gah.
Can't find it now, it was posted in a text-only thread so there is the distinct possibility it was deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# best jpg photographic stuff, unless it`s animated
use teh GIF for cartoony / line art pics with lots of solid colour

keeps the file size a lot smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# pfft
MS paint don't allow for the best optimisation, y'know? and anyway, PNG is where it's at, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# haha PNG may very well be where it`s at
but the file sizes range from nice to what-the-hell? good idea in principle, just let down by the execution somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# You're right.
I saw we all stick to BMP from now on. Or failing that, TIFF: best of all the formats.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# tiff really has been the best of all the formats
if you have been a camera blerk from the dawn of digital. RAW is where it's at now. As for optimisation? Gimp is free and if you have low morals so are all other programs. E-mail in profile for further advice on this tack.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Sigh.
I really do know all this. I have both Photoshop and the Gimp installed, plus a nifty little thing called Paint.net, you might want to give it a look. It was just a quick case of painting a magenta cock onto a picture, for which MS Paint seemed the ideal solution.
And TIFF isn't really ideal for webpages.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# tiff is not at all suitable for anything but image editing
and if you put anything other than gif or jpeg here you will be bumraped.
If you have the tools then why argue about what is suitable? Just do as the faq asks. Sorry if I pissed you off. You need a thicker skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not arguing...seriously, I was joking. I have been around for a few years now, in various stages of lurkage. And no, you havent pissed me off, i was just answering your post.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha banned! on a Friday
proof that not all the mods live in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# thats like saying GOD doesn't exist...
...




...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Heresy!
Bum the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Hear`say! burn Mylene
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# *smiles inwardly at the power of Mods*
I was a bit worried that I was getting hypersensitive, but he IS a cunt, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# dunno
I don`t take it that seriously, unless it`s the likes of Tonay posting gay porn on the board or laying into other members

must be mellowing in me old age!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# you jerk!
why would you say that, you jerk!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Jerk you,
you jerky jerk, Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)