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# It's the LIVESTRONG band that scares me the most.
TJ: I just watched this: www.strawberrydragon.com/images/animation/rofl.html

how lame - it has no 'spread me load on a toad, sport' or 'shag a wallaby' or anything.

poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:31, archived)
# bah
well if you want to rerecord the entire song with sexual innuedo in every verse, I'll gladly animate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:37, archived)
# And we'll be waiting in anticipation.
Personally. I love the one that's mentioned above.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Damn, I'm not here to help
I just offer senseless critisism.

What do you think i am?

A reasonable man?

*goes to look for the tab*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Fair enough
Mindless insults are the blood in b3ta's veins
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I felt sure that you'd understand. Here, I just wrote this - I can do better, but not with puking and shiutting everywhere.
TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT

VERSE ONE

D G A D
Fuck the dog 'till she bleeds, mate, fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.

D G A D
You've got to spread your seed, mate, so fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down


VERSE TWO

D G A D
Spread your load on a toad, Curl, spread your load on a toad. (they love it!)

D G A D
Don’t stick your log in a frog, Curl, just spread your load on a toad.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down

D G A D
beastiality's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down


VERSE THREE

D G A D
Take a koala round the back, Jack, take a Koala round the back.

D G A D
You'll find their cunts a bit slack, Mac, so be sure to slip it in the back.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down


VERSE FOUR

D G A D
watch me Platypus fuck bill, watch me Platypus Fuck.

D G A D
Just 'cos he's got a wide duck, bill, don't mean she can't drink your muck.

“All together now”


CHORUS

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

D G A D
Beastialitity's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down

D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)

I love getting beast head, Fred, I love to get Beast head.

but be sure you lied on your side, clyde or you'll end up necrophiliac dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:58, archived)
# haha
a masterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:15, archived)
#
bestiality's best, sport
bestiality's best (shag a wallaby)
bestiality's best, sport
Better than all the rest (chorus)


Stick your log in a dog, sport
Stick your log in a dog
Stick your log in a dog, sport,
Bestiality's Best

CHORUS

Shoot your goo in a kangaroo
shoot your goo in a roo
Shoot your goo in a kangaroo, 'Cos that's what the bushmen do.

CHORUS

Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad, bestiality's best.

CHORUS

Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat, bestaility's best

CHORUS

Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk, Bestialty's best

CHORUS.

etc.

Etc.

(tries to think of an oscellot / armadillo verse)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)