Maybe he......erm... stole it from an Ann Summers picnic?
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:50,
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mmmmAnn Summers picnics! Naked nymphs with odd toys on a blanket in the summer sun....
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:51,
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