b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 5510757 (Thread)

# got the facking horn
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Is that a reverse blow job?
HORNZOOKA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:32, archived)
# hoorah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# that gives me the...............
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# the horn not known at this ...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# cockey stick?



*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# well said!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You blow it and it ejaculates!
Just like real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# It's only got one nad
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# the other got ripped off walking in the scratchy shrubbery
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Ah, it's all clear now
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# not scratchy anymore? Good!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# No no, now it's lush greenery
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# mmm
excellent. Let's go and have hummus and pate sandwiches there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Brill,
can we have chips too? I really want some chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# yes
why not? Tasty chips with hummus dip.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Fucking ace,
it's all settled now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# that
look suspiciously like barrymore blowing on that thing...

tj: anyone have any idea the best way to clean up some seriously noisy video from New Year's Eve?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# despeckle?
increase brightness and decrease contrast?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# it's the despeckle that's getting me
know an app with a good one?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Imageready?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
#
for video? (no idea myself, never actually used it.)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# yes, should be fine
if you can't get it to import mpegs, d/l a free converter and stick it into an avi, then IR it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# great, thank you
*downloads*
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Premiere, surely?
As it's designed for video...
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# I'd try
Despeckle filter, then a slight blur, then convert to black and white. If you want to brighten up the image play with the brightness and contrast settings too.

For next time, film with more light - the video starts to get noisy when there isn't enough light to drive the CCD properly. Either that or use the infra-red mode if the camera has one...
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# NOSEYBONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# It looks like one of those novelty drinking straws
Only in the hands of a pixie.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# and with no drink
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Maybe he...
...erm... stole it from an Ann Summers picnic?
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# mmmm
Ann Summers picnics! Naked nymphs with odd toys on a blanket in the summer sun....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Lord Longford gives me the facking horn.
I reckon it's the way he does his hair
(Shake, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# and the way he bummed you in prison
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# So that's what it's like
to have the fackin' 'orn
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:49, archived)
# now you know
and on your b3taday too. Happy Horning!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# COR!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Yeah, you'd love it
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# Can you reply to my reply, please?
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# why the fuck not?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Beezer!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# BAZOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)