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# steal the bus!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# It's a bit late now...
Although I could have stolen a bus once, I was waiting at the stop at Vauxhall when an empty bus pulled up, and the driver went off for a piss, leaving the door open and the engine running...
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# That wasn't me
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# It wasn't her
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# suddenly... "SUMMER HOLIDAY".
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I can imagine the police report-
"Yes- we're looking for a red bus..."
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# "it's being driven by a man wearing a dressing gown and a penguin mask"
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Stop following me!
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# *packs telescope away*
my work here is done.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)