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# When I was a baby
someone tried the front door one evening when my mother was home alone with me.

My father returned to find her balancing me on one knee and a shotgun on the other.

edit: and this is gracielou, which makes the above statement slightly more legal
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)