Velma's only love
was making random connections between absurdly different circumstances due to an incomprehensible piece of evidence found while looking for her glasses.
(
Slurpy The Frog,
Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43,
archived)
and her
speculum fetish
(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:45,
archived)
yoinks!
(
Mehitabel_Itrang,
Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:50,
archived)