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# Hahaha
ah I know what you mean. What I mean't was those girls were large-ish but not the sort to break beds or sink ships etc hehe. I'm talking cute as a button and...well etc etc. Basically nothing like above ;)
Besides, I don't have time for the 'fancy' curvy women who appear on mags and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:30, archived)
# you had me at "sink ships"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
but you have to wonder what some of those fat women do gravitationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:34, archived)
# you wonder how the tide works
it's really just a great 400 pound cunt who bounces between continents, takes about a month to make the trip each way.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:36, archived)
# There goes the joke
about a load of fat women on a plane...that I still have no punchline for obviously hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:39, archived)
# A very large woman sat down in a bus
in the seat next to her was a young man in a suit and tie.
three elderly ladies were standing near them, feebly clutching the ceiling bar.

"If you were a gentleman," said the woman, "you'd get up and let one of them sit down."

"If you were a lady," the man responded, "you'd get up and let all three of them sit down."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I can't match that I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:48, archived)
# haha it's a rather mild joke, learned it when i was a wee lad but hadn't the foggiest what it meant then
i'm rather pleased to have remembered it, though :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I've got mates who can come off with the sickest jokes you can think of..yet I hadn't heard that one hehe. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:54, archived)