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# Joe's Garage quote's time
Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
Machine
That looks like a
Magical pig
With marital aids
Stuck all over it
Such as yourself
Before

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear
powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and you're gonna have to pay for it! so give up,
you haven't got a chance.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I am astounded.
literally dumbfounded in fact.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# I'm somewhat surprised to learn that you're still alive.
I don't know why it surprises me, but it does.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# and disappointed?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# i was looking forward to seeing your charred naked corpse in the shower
possibly still holding a screwdriver in one hand and a fire extinguisher in the other.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:34, archived)
# I decided against the shower
it didn't look like they'd done anything
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)