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# Bored

Cartoon time or something. Suggestions please.
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I would
I don't know how, but I would
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# The bloody great hoover?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Joe's Garage quote's time
Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
Machine
That looks like a
Magical pig
With marital aids
Stuck all over it
Such as yourself
Before

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear
powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and you're gonna have to pay for it! so give up,
you haven't got a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I am astounded.
literally dumbfounded in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# I'm somewhat surprised to learn that you're still alive.
I don't know why it surprises me, but it does.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# and disappointed?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# i was looking forward to seeing your charred naked corpse in the shower
possibly still holding a screwdriver in one hand and a fire extinguisher in the other.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:34, archived)
# I decided against the shower
it didn't look like they'd done anything
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# A nun
caught in a public toilet with a huge marrow rammed up her arse please.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Thieving pandas!
beastards.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Can I have a metal elephant with a vacuum cleaner for a nose?

Sorry

Seriously...I would like you to draw a tiny martian
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5561500
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# you spin me right round baby right round....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# no.
not this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Wild Haslet
or

Sexy Nuns

or

Sexy Dinosaurs posing sugestively

or

Roger Rabbit at the height of his power singing "Good day sunshine" to a pub full of disgruntled miners
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha
noo-noo meets teh eleflump
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I would like please if it's not too much trouble
A Raccoon playing guitar on a bar stool. He has a cowboy hat but is otherwise naked. There's a barman behind him on the bar. The barman is roughly the size of a bottle of vodka. He is hoovering those bar towels that always get soaked in beer and people steal.
Tthanks
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# utterly
disturbing.

/where is the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# on his head (the big one)
raccoons have fur thus have no real need for clothes other than as comedy accessories.

/I have an overactive imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# yes
you have!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:34, archived)
# scary german man
cutting up dead old women!
gaaAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# you're watching that too then
why is he always wearing a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# he's cutting up old dead people
on television and your questioning his hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# did you see the naked ladies....?
don't think much of yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# *Would anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# my what?
hat? naked lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I'm just saying
I don't think its the correct head attire for dissection of the elderly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# yep
definitely an occasion for a fez....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# ^ definalty this
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Would you prefer a nice bowler, pehaps?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# i just keep expecting him to open up the Ark
and his face will start melting!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I'd like to see a picture of Oscar Zeta Acosta*
either that, or I need to stop drinking and reading Revolt of the Cockroach People.

*the man Dr. Gonzo from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was based on, you illiterate swine
(Pelle ghola, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# 2 flamingos
jousting

on pigs

with narwhale horns(which apparently are used to smell or something)
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# A small businesswoman
Chuckling at her computer screen every time she boots up. :)
(Pachey, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# a sexy young girl
riddled with cancer and ms in metal leg supports being forced to suck off her spastic grandad in a finnish iron smelting factory, while various un-skilled labourers rape her younger brother with gaffs and pliers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Isn't 'Gaffs' a lovely word?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# i like it, reminds me of the film Fog
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, the aristocrats.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# ^
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
best suggestion ever
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# hey mongychops
got any child pornography? :D i fucking missed all the action last night but was reading the arguments it arose. must have been good shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# eh?
i had a chat with greykid last night, did it all kick off, i never have posted any child porn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# sorry i stumbled accross that thing about something in april and assumed it was from yesterday
my bad. teaches me to piss around at work.

edit: although that thread was some of the best reading ever i have to say, b3ta gold
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# haha
i spazzed back to see the rest of that conversation. Shame the link's dead
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I tried my best......


That's not a finnish flag, is it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# smashing
just what i dream of
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# that is a wonderful piece of elephantry!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)