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# /\ This
..have come so close..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# They don't yelp loudly until they're out of earshot.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# when they make that landing sound..
thud.."mew!"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Keep your head down and swing through it.
(they shouldn't have to survive that kind of journey)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# duly noted..
what do you reckon?.. 1 wood? or just stick to irons?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# with a 1 wood you have the potential for a splosion on the tee
so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# yew.. see your point...
hows-about wrapping an old sock around the end to help soften the blow and assist launch?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# *agreed*
I'd go for some loft and less acceleration. Have you considered clobbering the semseless fuck out of a kitten with a pitching wedge?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# surely that would just "shave its ass"
and obtain minimal altitude?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# They're for height more than distance.
Picture your mum in a cannon.

Point it up and she's liable to fly really high then fall on you. If you point it more forward, she'll rocket (screaming) over the trees. One of these situations is really cool and funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# you said "my mum"


\fights

Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# It was a theoretical version of your mum.
for SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# ok, 'science' is good!
but!... nevermind =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# weld thumb tacks onto a wood
just make sure to follow through fully or the they stick to the head of the club.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# hahahhahaha...
"oh, the imagery"

(slightly 'smashed' kittin stuck to end of 1-wood)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)