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# How heavy is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
# are you pissed ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# No
I was leading up to a poor 'whale weigh station' joke.

*goes for another smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# filthy !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# fuck knows
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# k.
night all.

I'll check back after my smoke so that I send my email to work as late as posible.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# dont wake the wife
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# i am
thats why its my first image on b3ta... after a long while of lurking :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# it is, indeed impressive lurking
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# i watch you all day
every day..... but never had the guts
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# /feels stalked
erm. yeah well I really liked this post of yours you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# and
so you should!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# It is a little disconcerting to think that you may have read over 5000 things I have written
yet I have only read 13 of yours.

hamtoucher.com/ham/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# scared?
that really is a lot of ham that you have touched young sir
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# fuck me that's some serious hammage!
are any of mine in there?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:06, archived)
# Dunno
scrapes it from Google images each time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)
# I very much like your style
and would like to propose you post something on the dayshift too, where you will get rapturous applause, and get to talk about your lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# I always lie.
Like i'd ever eat offal in ravioli, who does the Duke think I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)
# I almost always only
use it for passing on messages. It's a great opportunity for mixed messages.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# i do
often think about my lunch when i see you all talking about it. my lunch is usually noodles. and thats about it
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)
# Always noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# then post it
Dukey'll suggest a bit of mustard, or maybe some chips. I'll probably parp up an idea of tomato or haslet, people will chat and generally talk nonsense, and then it's gone for 24 hours. Lunchtime DTF is becoming something of a special time for me. It's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# noodles are
noodles. you cant make them better.. apart from by watching neighbours. that makes noodles more fatabulous
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:54, archived)
# you need hot ramen sauce:
boil some sugar with some rice vinegar - stir till all the sugar dissolves. cool it down, mix with equal measures of sweet chily sauce and fish sauce. sprinkle on your noodles. eat.

edit: keeps for months in your fridge too :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# that sounds
far too much like actual cooking
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# bah. if you want your food done right, you've gotta do it yourself
and anyway, you only cook vinegar with sugar - the rest is just stirring stuff
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# i beat your lurkage
by 5 months.


due to forgetting sodding password for a year and giving wrong email
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# you also forgot being a spacker
due to forgetting sodding password for a year and giving wrong email.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# of course
its a requirement.
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# you need breaking in *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)
# YES!!
*is honoured*
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# hooray
I shall put it in my username after I stop whoring the bash I'm hosting.

Mr Horrible - I bummed Puffin B0y First!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Strange to think iv been a member longer then you
Dosent matter 'cos you seem impossibly better then me.
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# me?
hell no! I can't shop to save my life, and I'm a bit of a part-timer. I just show up at random times and talk bollocks and occasionaly shop something silly.
Although in my favour I have appeared on the FP and judged a compo, but both of those were in passing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)
# Yeh, but the criteria for being better then me are low
Your entertaining.
Your work looks interesting
And you helped save the web
Plus your talking to me know. At 3am. I love this place!
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# im
a shy retiring young (drunk) female... so shy... thats why i like b3ta... its the place to be if youre shy
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# come to a bash, youngling!
you'll see how shy b3ta people get...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# birmingham
you say... not very far away... i say...
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# oh well
in that case, sign up. Come and meet a variety of b3ta people, we don't bite. Well, not on a first date. No, really, come along. It's going to involve drink, b3ta memes, badges, paint, stencils, a raffle of a signed Cunting For Agatha picture, and general silliness.And hats. More hats the better. I'm going to wear my fez.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# oooh
hats!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# how much do they pay you to preach about the bashes ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# *they* don't
the official bashes died when Rob stopped going.
However, since I am organising one, I like to point em out. (is also going to Nottingham bash this Saturday).
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# bless
i can't believe your 28...do you use face cream ? haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)
# yes I do
but we'd better not talk about how I earn my keep ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha..
jizz is ment to be very good for the skin.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Forgot to say
Very nice style and happy first post!
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# well
how nice of you
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# What odd hours people on now keep
esecially the brits.. I have that thing thats supposed to involve lerning in a few hours.
Now the dilemma, Bed or F5?
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# F5
you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)
# you could
hold her
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)