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# my friend is a he...
bit gay and rather middle class, obsessed with throbbing gristle (the band that is)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# utterly my type
bring him along to a bash. I'll show him what Throbbing Gristle really means.....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# for you dear..anything..
obviously you will be giving me that teenage jesus and the jerks record.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# when I get it out of my ex's loft
my old cowboy hat is my priority from there.
Strangely, she was very easy to deal with regarding kids and weekend and bash tomorrow night, Her new fella must be fucking her well.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
is the new fella alright ? or an absolute cunt..
how long have you been without said cowboy hat ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# a couple of years
and I've never met him. But my daughter says he's nice, and I think he persuaded the ex to let me have the kids over again, so I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# bless. how old are the kiddie winks ?
*trys not to sound to much like gary glitter*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# 6 and 3
both wonderful. I'm taking her to drama class in the morning, so me and my son get to hang out in town for a couple of hours. Saturday morning fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# aww sweet. there so nice when there that age...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# my daughter dictates to me when I have them over
from what we do to what they have for breakfast. She knows how to press my buttons. Daughters, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# haha excellent. it's a girl thing.
as long as she knows how to kick a bloke square in the bollocks, she'll be fine in life.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# she knows that
it was one of the first things I taught her. Don't do this, but in extreme emergencies, this really fucking hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
sign of a good father.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Ex's getting new fellas is grand!
My ex wouldn't let me see my daughter for a year, until she started seeing someone else, and then all was fine.

I think she didn't want to let on what an absolute cunt she is
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# I know exactly how you feel!
sigh of relief that she's found someone new!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Oh she's single again now -
he realised what an absolute cunt she is, but my daughter's too old now (8) to let her do it again so easily
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# just make sure and stay close
she'll need you over the next few years before she starts hating you and her mum....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Aye definately
I would have moved away from this shit hole along time ago if it wasn't for her
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# now. now. there, you see.
there's a band.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# a crap band
he sent me this photo not long ago..gave me a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Lovely. I bagsy her!
Anyone want the one on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# isn't it great ? hahaha
shame he's such a hateful little midget.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# i should dress my mother like that.
she's 71 tomorrow. it would make a lovely birthday treat for her.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# who are they?
so that's where your old hair style went :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# genesis p.orridge out of throbbing gristle and he's mother
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Blimey!
I wasn't sure what sex the person on the right was.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# i believe he's either still bloke or neither.
my friend otld me him and the missus are attempting to create a unique race, so basicly they've both have there bits butchered to look alike.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I thought it was debbie harry...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Jesus!
Your post count's totting up quickly
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# to much time on my hands.
and a talent for talking shit. adds up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# You've posted more posts in one month
than I've posted in a year.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# eat my post count, you bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# That's good going
I've only been actively posting since september (you'll know since you gave me my last username!) i thought mine was high
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# did I? who were you before?
I've become a 24hr institution on here, I lose track so easily....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# The King of All Lurkage Ever
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5103529
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)