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# It's a sign of age, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# my mother made me buy her that sodding franz album for christmas
she's trying to be young and hip..which in turn involed throwing herself at morrissey and dressing like a prossie when she goes to gigs.

and of course a woooo !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# and you say your mum is available?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# probably.
i have a friend whos in love with her...it's very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# COR!
is she fit? Your friend, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# my friend is a he...
bit gay and rather middle class, obsessed with throbbing gristle (the band that is)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# utterly my type
bring him along to a bash. I'll show him what Throbbing Gristle really means.....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# for you dear..anything..
obviously you will be giving me that teenage jesus and the jerks record.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# when I get it out of my ex's loft
my old cowboy hat is my priority from there.
Strangely, she was very easy to deal with regarding kids and weekend and bash tomorrow night, Her new fella must be fucking her well.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
is the new fella alright ? or an absolute cunt..
how long have you been without said cowboy hat ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# a couple of years
and I've never met him. But my daughter says he's nice, and I think he persuaded the ex to let me have the kids over again, so I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# bless. how old are the kiddie winks ?
*trys not to sound to much like gary glitter*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# 6 and 3
both wonderful. I'm taking her to drama class in the morning, so me and my son get to hang out in town for a couple of hours. Saturday morning fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# aww sweet. there so nice when there that age...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# my daughter dictates to me when I have them over
from what we do to what they have for breakfast. She knows how to press my buttons. Daughters, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# haha excellent. it's a girl thing.
as long as she knows how to kick a bloke square in the bollocks, she'll be fine in life.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# she knows that
it was one of the first things I taught her. Don't do this, but in extreme emergencies, this really fucking hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
sign of a good father.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Ex's getting new fellas is grand!
My ex wouldn't let me see my daughter for a year, until she started seeing someone else, and then all was fine.

I think she didn't want to let on what an absolute cunt she is
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# I know exactly how you feel!
sigh of relief that she's found someone new!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Oh she's single again now -
he realised what an absolute cunt she is, but my daughter's too old now (8) to let her do it again so easily
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# just make sure and stay close
she'll need you over the next few years before she starts hating you and her mum....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Aye definately
I would have moved away from this shit hole along time ago if it wasn't for her
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# now. now. there, you see.
there's a band.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# a crap band
he sent me this photo not long ago..gave me a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Lovely. I bagsy her!
Anyone want the one on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# isn't it great ? hahaha
shame he's such a hateful little midget.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# i should dress my mother like that.
she's 71 tomorrow. it would make a lovely birthday treat for her.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# who are they?
so that's where your old hair style went :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# genesis p.orridge out of throbbing gristle and he's mother
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Blimey!
I wasn't sure what sex the person on the right was.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# i believe he's either still bloke or neither.
my friend otld me him and the missus are attempting to create a unique race, so basicly they've both have there bits butchered to look alike.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I thought it was debbie harry...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Jesus!
Your post count's totting up quickly
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# to much time on my hands.
and a talent for talking shit. adds up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# You've posted more posts in one month
than I've posted in a year.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# eat my post count, you bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# That's good going
I've only been actively posting since september (you'll know since you gave me my last username!) i thought mine was high
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# did I? who were you before?
I've become a 24hr institution on here, I lose track so easily....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# The King of All Lurkage Ever
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5103529
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# I like the sound of your Mum!
she sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# she's mad.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# I like the sound of your Mum!
;)

anyway g'night all, I have to get some rest I have a 400odd mile drive and a bash to do tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# see you there matey
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# G'night!
and get really drunk for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# How many more hints do you need
to post pictures of said woman in said attire?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# I hate FF but Moz rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# moz is goood
altho in to my mum she madem e buy her one good album. lee hazzlewood and nancy sinatra...it's joyfully weird.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# I got mine
a Bratpack album and a shitty David Gray album which I have to return as she already has it. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# david gray...oh god,
altho i do have one of he's tracks on the computer, but in my defence it's a soft cell cover..beit a bad one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# ...
"there is a fire in me"... i seem to remember a great many quips involving VD clinics, as soon as that song came out.

fucking awful lyric, too.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Haha
I think all their lyrics are pretty shite to be honest. And the riffs aren't much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# i
have a subversive theory.
i think that they are the premature re-incarnation of teh quo. repetitive riffs, crap lyrics, and they all look a bit... suspicious.

the hives were the previous premature attempt to subvert them, but it didn't work, on account of their being swedish.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# The Strokes also...
repetitive riffs, denim, crap lyrics etc.
The Quo are seriously waging war on us :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# oh noes!
teh quo have discovered that dr. hwang was actually not faking! and they unleashed a series of slightly mutated clones of themselves upon the modern music arena!


speaking of which, have you ever seen rick parfitt's son's band? they are truly and utterly shite. it's kinda painful to watch, really.


/edit/ repetitive riffs, denim *bhs suit jackets* etc...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I didn't even realise he had a son. I must look them up ;)
/comedy value of course
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# he
was on rock star kids, on sky recently.

also happens to be named rick, disturbingly enough. i thought being teh parfitt was like highlander, but noooo. there has to be two, doesn't there?


bastard.


haha! www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/parfitt%20junior%20is%20a%20rising%20rockstar
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Arf!
I feel very scared now :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hah!
i just read the link properly. it's a complete lie! his idea of "full-on rock" makes kulashaker seem like slayer, in comparison.

fucking cocktard.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# album 1 is good apart from 1 song
album 2 is crap apart from 1 song

yin and yang!

looking forward to me Arctic Monkeys when it arrives, and the people from me last job got me a load of HMV vouchers which I intend to spend on the "19 CDs for 8 quid" bargain bin

edit: after reading nowhere.elysium`s comment, make that 2 shit songs on album 1.. there might be a second good song on album 2 to balance things out
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is this in HMV? I'll be down there tomorrow then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# well they have the "CDs from 2.99" which is one Nick Drake and a load of rubbish
or the "5 for 20 quid" thing

it must be the only shop in the world (apart from 50p shops) where there`s always a sale on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I'll get the Nick Drake one :)
Suppose it's worth checking the DVD sales as Most Haunted DVDs have actually reached Belfast shops finally.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# the arctic monkey's album is good
crazyman has it and played it to me. It's not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Arctic monkeys are all of the gay
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# haven`t heard the album yet so I couldn`t possibly comment
but

but

*clears throat*

I can testify your mum takes it up the ass! ho ho ho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# tell me something I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# The Arctic Monkeys album
is fucking brilliant.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# muahahahaha!
my observation has further sullied your view of franz furryhand!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Evil and a heathen
good song on album 2. Haven't really listened to any others
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# that "do you want to" song is absolute rubbish
almost put me off getting the album

maybe it should "of"!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# i don't really understand what all the fuss is about kaiser chiefs.
but then again, i am a stupid old fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# ^this
they are all teh arsebubbles.
i have little to no respect for them.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)