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# aw hahahahaha
makes sense as most of Australias news and TV suck

/ past experience, no offence intended, but if you are offended, check out how much better UK TV is, and even that is shit most the time...

edit / What have I started... I love Australia...

edit edit // fight! fight! fight! fight!
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# oh I see, your using humor "UK tv is good"
very similar to

UK weather is good

UK food is good
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Coz like Ozzie food is so fucking avant garde
"Sausage or prawn mate?"
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# what about
pie

VB

(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# VB =
Victoria Bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# or as it is more commonly known
nectar of the Gods
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I have often chosen
'Tooeys New' when avalible (may be unable to spell in current state, but its also down to big family arguements... all my Ozzy family bar 3 drink VB
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# tooheys new?
I didn't realise you were a girl, sorry
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# *challenges to drinking contest*
will be in Oz next Nov, where are you and i will fit you into my tour with Aphsian,

*raging for match*

edit/ Tooheys or VB, your choice...
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# northern South Australia
also if it's my choice of weapon then it has to be Bundy and coke
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# your on!
will mainly be on east coast between Cairns and Melbourne, my blog (via profile) has my msn if you want to continue the pissing contest, but im off to bed now for a fun day at work tomoz, wahey!!

night all

(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# I'll be in the UK in July this year
so we could drink warm Watney's red barrel if you like
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# The chicken tikka originates in the UK
/end of argument
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# ten past midnight: LONDON WEATHER REPORT.
DARK.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# pffft!
you can't argue with that. same weather as everywhere else in the world, barring places that don't have a night time.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# and australia, i should think.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# it's not dark
it's 10:48 in the morning and 39 degrees with an expected maximum of 43 degrees

I'm going to crank up the air-conditioner, have a big bowl of Nasi-Goreng and watch Little Britain because Australian food and TV is shit.
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# wtf
is nasi-goreng?
i keep thinking it reads as "nazi goerring"...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# he tastes good too
with pitta bread and mayo...
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# yeah...
wasn't he a cross-dressing member of the nazi party, though?
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# who wasn't tho...
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# it's Indonesian rice with bits in it
www.abc.net.au/perth/stories/s868485.htm
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Not dark here.
But I do have the light on.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# ah, but i had to go to the shop to buy cigarettes.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Hmmmm...
nods in agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# ...
/strokes beard/
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# /strokes cat
dreams of world domination.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Don't get me wrong
i love Australia as a place, but your TV sucks, if it wern't for your good weather, you guys might well be screwed, and if it wern't for the 27hr journey, you would be fully populated by 'wingeing pommes'

/end rant
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# ...
disagreeable apples?


/peny drops/
oh... pommies. gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# In reality I must agree
I loath Australian Tv and movies, except:

Bad Boy Bubby www.imdb.com/title/tt0106341/

EDIT:
as for pommies
I have an influx of them a few times a year, my missus is a pom and has 9 siblings.
Despite the fact that we have no ozone layer here and Chernobyl is a less cancer causing place to visit, they all insist on laying around in the sun practically naked.

(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# yeah...
our education is different to yours, we get taught dumb stuff like maths and Shakespeare, you get taught how to pick locks and prevent skin cancer. to be honest i wish i had your education
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# you wouldn't want some of my education
Mc Nally's Youth Offenders Unit is not a pleasant place, but to be honest, I've never been constipated since my stay there.
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)