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# touch my fuck!!!
*proffers fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# *almost touches*
*recoils quickly*

/hides
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# *glumph*
Which is the onomatopoeiac word for a fuck going down a throat.

Eg. "She glumphed Bond like he was going out of fashion" - Diamonds are for Edmonds by Ian Phlemging.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# noel would have made a cracking bond
fuck timothy dalton
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Have you seen that programme he is in on Channel 4?
I believe it is called "Cunt's Parade".

Incredibly moving...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Makes sense to me.
The last person who tried to convince me of an onomatopoeia said that 'Cecil' is the sound a rubber duck makes when you squeeze it.

Then he paid me to glumph me.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)