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# broken news

headline ' cunts kill mamall' asian fucky suspected..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# 'SEAMS' to be all good here.
Overt your eyes children!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# sea
m

less
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# touch my fuck!!!
*proffers fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# *almost touches*
*recoils quickly*

/hides
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# *glumph*
Which is the onomatopoeiac word for a fuck going down a throat.

Eg. "She glumphed Bond like he was going out of fashion" - Diamonds are for Edmonds by Ian Phlemging.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# noel would have made a cracking bond
fuck timothy dalton
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Have you seen that programme he is in on Channel 4?
I believe it is called "Cunt's Parade".

Incredibly moving...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Makes sense to me.
The last person who tried to convince me of an onomatopoeia said that 'Cecil' is the sound a rubber duck makes when you squeeze it.

Then he paid me to glumph me.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# A floating black head. I have the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# RACIALIST!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# CATALYST!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Yeah, I hate black people.
They smell and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# ahhhh... but what of?

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# corn?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Yams?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# alas, the correct answer was gumbo
thankyou for trying though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Would you have accepted
'Jambalaya'?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# i'd have punched you in the cunt
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# swimming
ly
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# General blackness.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# PLANTATIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# meatybeaty
cock soup
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# i'm right, she's wrong, that's all there is to it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# They DO smell of plantations.
Although there is a vague stench of gumbo, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# she's still comma
and thus shit though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# That idiot off Bog Brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# rabies.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# they must smell of me and
fucking them to produce cute children.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# I heard someone say
"They can't drive properly 'coz their heads are too big, mate" once. What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# must have been a twat who got their stupid head run over
by a rednexx, and got the colours mizzzzzzed up.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# I was once in a cab and the stereotypically racist cabbie said
"do you think black people make good boxers cos they've got flat noses?" I was in awe of his ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# hahahaha
did you punch his cunt in?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# No, a small wall of glass separated us.
I was thankful for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# what the fuck are you talking about?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Get off my lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# was that overkill?
i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Holocaust?

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Don't mind if I do!
*gasses*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)