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# You still won't
all the ladies will sit around looking forlourn and wistful.
I suggest you make a Bovine mask.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:28, archived)
# the mask won't work
without the personality and charisma behind it though - I've already tried
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:31, archived)
# me too
but u have to keep it on
otherwise they go away :(
(Alpen, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:33, archived)
# You can fake that,
just say the occasional stupid thing or sarcastic comment, and make references to breasts and crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:33, archived)
# what a loverly pair
of chipalatas
(Alpen, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:35, archived)
# blimey
you should write a book on seduction tips. illustrated obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# Like a
'What Ladies Love' type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:39, archived)
# I was thinking
"how to hypnotise chicks" but whatever works for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:45, archived)
# yeah that is a *really* good idea
Eat more crisps! I'm the handsomest bloke on the board.

crikey I never realised it was so easy being bovine! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)
# Keep mentioning
The Trombone Voodoo Quartet and other things that I go on about.
Ladies love all that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:44, archived)