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# I can honestly say
I have never been in a swimming pool with an Eiffel Tower in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# hehehe
want a sponge?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# no!
i meant the water, ah i dont know, an inflatable eiffel tower, what next? a large aquatic mammal in the middle of london, i swear, the day that happens ill eat a live kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# you ate a live kitten -7 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i dont know what happened 7 days ago
i was only born on tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I bet it wasn't alive for long
unless you swallowed it whole, I hope you de-clawed it first or it'll be playing merry hell with your insides.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# oh bugger.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)